I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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