I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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