whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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