I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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