At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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