You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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