Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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