i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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