Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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