he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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