You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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