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I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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