Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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