She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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