So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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