This girl is more easily done than said...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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