Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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