I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm gonna fight the coyote
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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