im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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