I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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