People in love make me want to vomit
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
nutella sex= disaster
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
