1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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