What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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