38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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