Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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