DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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