we have officially lost it.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
