no. you can't hotbox the world.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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