I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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