Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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