My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
this hospital has no fireball
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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