It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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