Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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