For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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