And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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