you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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