They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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