Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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