Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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