please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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