going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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