If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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