Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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