sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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