There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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