I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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