I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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