My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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