I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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