I want to make a zoo with you.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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