Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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