Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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