Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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