I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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