she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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